Morning Boys and Girls:
We welcome you to our school. You will surrender your passwords to all social media immediately. Pay attention. This is important.
The monitors are passing out a list of Bad Words that you must not use in your mutterings-- I mean blog posts, tweets, e-mail, web searches, or homework. Evah. Is that clear, boys and girls? Use them and you risk immediate suspension and imprisonment in Gitmo. Got it?
[what follows is an excerpt of the list, taken from the
attack cops drill exercise mitigation
law enforcement initiative gangs deaths
response recovery police crash looting
threat gas plume cloud hazardous
infection mutation sick toxic wave
strain power airport epidemic collapse
grid smart failure decapitated pirates
help fundamentalism wildfire disaster
social media 2600 phreaking hacker
virus ice tornado plot hail
avalanche snow terror extremism execution
drug narcotics cocaine marijuana heroin
drug war bridge cancelled port dock
service disruption subway electric swine
resistant bacteria kidnap burn bust
I hereby additionally order that you will not cover any news of or history of the following countries and other places during this school year:
[excerpts from the same list follow...]
North Korea Listeria (in New Jersey) Mexico
Tuscon El Paso Iraq
Iran Afghanistan Pakistan
Somalia Nigeria China
Furthermore, your cameras are being confiscated so that way you don't take any pictures of suspicious devices found on your bicycles. Agents are right now
Again, welcome to our school. It is our wish that you have a peaceful and prosperous academic year filling with the joy that learning can bring.
radical sapphoq
http://epic.org/foia/epic-v-dhs-media-monitoring/Analyst-Desktop-Binder-REDACTED.pdf
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/24/homeland-security-manual_n_1299908.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2079283/Tweeting-word-drill-mean-Twitter-account-read-government-spies.html
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4095372/Twitter-news-US-bars-friends-over-Twitter-joke.html
https://www.socialtext.net/codev2/architectures_of_control
http://keyboardmilitia.com/2012/02/14/u-s-gov-to-test-terrorist-tracking-with-social-media-game/
http://arstechnica.com/business/news/2012/02/schneier-gov-big-data-pose-bigger-net-threat-than-criminals.ars
http://gizmodo.com/5889505/nsa-agents-will-make-all-their-private-calls-with-a-fishbowl
http://www.policeone.com/csi-forensics/articles/5192351-FBI-looks-to-private-industry-for-help-in-fighting-cyber-crime
http://gawker.com/5658671/dont-post-pictures-of-an-fbi-tracking-device-you-find-on-a-car-to-the-internet?skyline=true&s=i
http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2010/10/fbi-tracking-device/
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/03/06/students-workers-ordered-to-surrender-facebook-passwords/
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