HEY O.J. IT SUCKS TO BE YOU 1/22/07

It doesn't look like Persian King and former football star turned accused then acquitted ex-wife-killer O.J. Simpson will have much to offer in terms of an expensive night on the town to any woman in Miami or anywheres else, at least until a hearing scheduled for February 20th. On Friday, he was ordered by Los Angeles Judge Gerald Rosenberg to restrain his spending to the bare necessities.

O. J. sure has had a string of rotten luck. Although he is not in prison for the murders of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ronald Goldman back in 1994, he is supposed to hand over a smooth 33.5 million to their kids and future relatives according to a civil court suit. His book deal got canceled just before it was supposed to hit the bookstores. He has a hearing coming up this Wednesday January 24th regarding allegations that he got a 1.1 million advance on the aborted book deal. {Go, Fred!} And now, in place of the glove that "didn't fit," he has to wear the golden handcuffs of restraint. Furthermore, Fred is refusing to negotiate with O.J. for a percentage of O.J.'s future earnings rather than to enforce the terms of the civil suit. Pity that.

O.J. probably doesn't have m/any women waiting around to date him these days anyways. Then again, Nicole and Ronald are rotting in cemeteries someplace or other.

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